(August) Best Of... Mafia Room Quotes
Aug 28, 2023 15:59:09 GMT
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Post by Snaq ◢ ◤ on Aug 28, 2023 15:59:09 GMT
Best of: Mafia Room Quotes
Compiled by FTF
Mafia Room Quotes is the single largest thread on the forum, currently weighing in at a whopping 144 pages. It was created shortly after the forum's inception, and as such has been used to record many memorable moments throughout the room's history. I've taken the liberty of gathering my favourites below:
To start off, expert scumhunting tactics:
[15:30:31] Thunder~BALLZ: also werewolf should claim because we need cross fire
[15:30:32] b¬rawl MK: @ul Thunder~BALLZ
[15:30:36] b¬rawl MK: zzz this is kinda bad
[15:30:39] NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️: >ww claim because we need cross fire
[15:30:39] Kazeriu: >ww should claim
[15:30:40] ForgotToFlush: >ww should claim
[15:30:42] ForgotToFlush: lmao
[15:30:42] b¬rawl MK: but listen to me for a second
[15:30:44] Jade: :s
[15:30:46] ForgotToFlush: ok
[15:30:51] b¬rawl MK: NeoTentacion left after es said "oops"
[15:30:52] Kazeriu: actually if we lynch town today, we lose
[15:30:53] *Mafia Room Bot: Players (7): b¬rawl MK, ForgotToFlush, Ilikebugs, Jade, Kazeriu, NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️, Thunder~BALLZ
[15:30:59] b¬rawl MK: and came back after es said "compiling"
[15:31:00] Thunder~BALLZ: It's true, at this point we as town can win unless ww gets a scum kill
[15:31:04] Thunder~BALLZ: Cant*
[15:31:06] ForgotToFlush: plylo
[15:31:06] Jade: Um
[15:31:06] Kazeriu: (provided that ww gets a town kill)
[15:31:09] ForgotToFlush: yes
[15:31:10] b¬rawl MK: he didn't send es anything
[15:31:10] Jade: Im WW
[15:31:12] Kazeriu: actually wait
[15:31:12] b¬rawl MK: because of showjoins
[15:31:13] NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️: i rq because we actually killed the cop
[15:31:13] b¬rawl MK: LOL
[15:31:14] Kazeriu: 2v1v1
[15:31:15] Kazeriu: tfw
[15:31:15] b¬rawl MK: @l Jade
[15:31:16] Jade: Hi
[15:31:17] Thunder~BALLZ: Ok so jade claims ww
[15:31:17] NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️: doc *
[15:31:21] Kazeriu: why.. did ww claim
[15:31:22] %epicsnorlax: i was pmed by everyone
[15:31:23] Thunder~BALLZ: .l jade
[15:31:26] ForgotToFlush: @l Jade
[15:31:27] Thunder~BALLZ: you fell for my trap
[15:31:28] b¬rawl MK: o then neo is good
[15:31:29] Jade: Ok
[15:31:30] Thunder~BALLZ: we dont need you
[15:31:31] %epicsnorlax: @lynches
[15:31:31] *Mafia Room Bot: Lynches [Hammer Count: 4] - Jade (3*), Ilikebugs (1)
[15:31:31] Ilikebugs: @l jade
[15:31:32] *Mafia Room Bot: Jade has been lynched!
[15:31:32] *Mafia Room Bot: Jade has been eliminated. Jade's role was Werewolf
[15:31:33] Kazeriu: ...
More expert advice, this time a lesson in towntelling:
[22:35] Fishlover42: So i have to convice him i'm a town easy I'M A FUCKING TOWN
Mob Mentality in action:
[20:13:08] Champ∞1604: @l Serponge
[20:13:08] *Mafia Room Bot: Serponge has been lynched!
[20:13:08] %Darnell: filler as well
[20:13:08] *Mafia Room Bot: Serponge has been eliminated. Serponge's role was Doctor
...
[20:14:51] *Mafia Room Bot: Day 3. The hammer count is set at 3.
[20:14:52] Champ∞1604: DONT BLAME ME. Everyone was going with it AND I didn't notice it was L-1!! SORRY!
We all start somewhere:
Long overdue and surprised it's not here, but the first time I played GI I was scum and fakeclaimed treestump, thinking it activated on death and not that I had to bold it. Guess who promptly got turboed.
Never let them know your next move:
[15:52:02] Thebluegummybear: Pw i would pick hirsute
[15:52:04] Thebluegummybear: ...
[15:52:12] PartingWind >_<: why would u pick hirsute over vt
[15:52:21] Thebluegummybear: To cause confusion pw
...lol
A chance encounter:
[11:12:30] Liam Nee-san: hey
[11:12:38] Liam Nee-san: my name is Toni
[11:13:02] Liam Nee-san: and I'm pretty sad
[11:13:14] Liam Nee-san: what a coincidence to run into anther one
[11:24:18] ToniTheSadThing: ok
I'm sure the context would have helped:
contexttt
literally how could any context whatsoever make that quote less incriminating than it is at this very moment
Zorquax and his uh, unique outlook on life:
[22:01:35] Zorquax ◕‿◕: when I was a kid there were many ὃ⍜ὅ's around me who really wanted to get me but I was like no I stayed strong I relied on the other (ㅇㅅㅇ❀)'s who helped me get through life and I am thankful for them when I grew I learned that the main journey of life led me to this moment, life is ◕‿◕
Just a series of *curb your enthusiasm theme plays* moments:
[20:07:48] +Aloe (Comfey)♧: I know how to balance
[20:08:02] +Aloe (Comfey)♧: How to see if scum is balanced
[16:25:05] pseumo wrestler: classic11 maybe 
[16:26:24] Amy the Gardevoir: Classic11 sounds fine. What’s the player count though?
I miss MRB:
[22:08:25] Thunder~BALLZ: Yay my mute expired
[22:08:25] Thunder~BALLZ was muted by Mafia Room Bot for 7 minutes. (Automated moderation: Talking while not in the current game)
Legend says he's still searching:
This should've caught on:
[20:34:41] #Schiavetto: catch me writing report card comments like "Jayden successfully lynched scum this quarter but has yet to demonstrate mastery of grade level standards such as cross-text synthesis. It is recommended that he attend summer school to better understand this material,"
[20:34:44] #Schiavetto: and "Maya is an ambitious scumhunter and a pleasure to teach. I wish her great success in middle school."
[21:47:45] WhenFurfrousFly~_~: between battler, furaligretor, micro, and cat liquor, 2 are scum
[21:47:49] WhenFurfrousFly~_~: wait that doesnt help thats everyone but me
I have nothing to say about this one:
[09:30:32] Latios220044: Alex talk please
[09:30:38] +Alexander489: was in showre soz
...
[09:31:34] %Sir Mister: **shoot Alexander489**
Alexander489 was eliminated! Alexander489's role was Mafia
...
[09:31:57] Azi~ziller: alex slipped, he never showers
And probably my all time favourite:
An oldie, but a goodie. Other than Friends Mafia with moto and kaif, this is the only good 6p game there has ever been:
docs.google.com/document/d/1mv5gUJ2RrxvlNq5wsbD44hOkWjupGm8KcR8naO5ZBHA/edit?usp=sharing
Takeaways
Personally, I enjoyed taking this walk down memory lane. Combing through 144 pages may not sound all that exciting, but I'd definitely recommend checking out some of the other offerings in the thread (x). My only other real takeaway is that I hope you all start using MRQ more. At points I was overwhelmed by the nostalgia; all of the old names and moments from years past came rushing back at once. So, I'd suggest you all start recording your own happy moments so that you can have something to look back on.
Compiled by FTF
Mafia Room Quotes is the single largest thread on the forum, currently weighing in at a whopping 144 pages. It was created shortly after the forum's inception, and as such has been used to record many memorable moments throughout the room's history. I've taken the liberty of gathering my favourites below:
To start off, expert scumhunting tactics:
Mar 4, 2017 20:32:39 GMT ®➕➕ said:
Best of Mafia Vol. 1[15:30:31] Thunder~BALLZ: also werewolf should claim because we need cross fire
[15:30:32] b¬rawl MK: @ul Thunder~BALLZ
[15:30:36] b¬rawl MK: zzz this is kinda bad
[15:30:39] NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️: >ww claim because we need cross fire
[15:30:39] Kazeriu: >ww should claim
[15:30:40] ForgotToFlush: >ww should claim
[15:30:42] ForgotToFlush: lmao
[15:30:42] b¬rawl MK: but listen to me for a second
[15:30:44] Jade: :s
[15:30:46] ForgotToFlush: ok
[15:30:51] b¬rawl MK: NeoTentacion left after es said "oops"
[15:30:52] Kazeriu: actually if we lynch town today, we lose
[15:30:53] *Mafia Room Bot: Players (7): b¬rawl MK, ForgotToFlush, Ilikebugs, Jade, Kazeriu, NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️, Thunder~BALLZ
[15:30:59] b¬rawl MK: and came back after es said "compiling"
[15:31:00] Thunder~BALLZ: It's true, at this point we as town can win unless ww gets a scum kill
[15:31:04] Thunder~BALLZ: Cant*
[15:31:06] ForgotToFlush: plylo
[15:31:06] Jade: Um
[15:31:06] Kazeriu: (provided that ww gets a town kill)
[15:31:09] ForgotToFlush: yes
[15:31:10] b¬rawl MK: he didn't send es anything
[15:31:10] Jade: Im WW
[15:31:12] Kazeriu: actually wait
[15:31:12] b¬rawl MK: because of showjoins
[15:31:13] NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️: i rq because we actually killed the cop
[15:31:13] b¬rawl MK: LOL
[15:31:14] Kazeriu: 2v1v1
[15:31:15] Kazeriu: tfw
[15:31:15] b¬rawl MK: @l Jade
[15:31:16] Jade: Hi
[15:31:17] Thunder~BALLZ: Ok so jade claims ww
[15:31:17] NeoTentacion ✈️_✈️: doc *
[15:31:21] Kazeriu: why.. did ww claim
[15:31:22] %epicsnorlax: i was pmed by everyone
[15:31:23] Thunder~BALLZ: .l jade
[15:31:26] ForgotToFlush: @l Jade
[15:31:27] Thunder~BALLZ: you fell for my trap
[15:31:28] b¬rawl MK: o then neo is good
[15:31:29] Jade: Ok
[15:31:30] Thunder~BALLZ: we dont need you
[15:31:31] %epicsnorlax: @lynches
[15:31:31] *Mafia Room Bot: Lynches [Hammer Count: 4] - Jade (3*), Ilikebugs (1)
[15:31:31] Ilikebugs: @l jade
[15:31:32] *Mafia Room Bot: Jade has been lynched!
[15:31:32] *Mafia Room Bot: Jade has been eliminated. Jade's role was Werewolf
[15:31:33] Kazeriu: ...
More expert advice, this time a lesson in towntelling:
[22:35] Fishlover42: So i have to convice him i'm a town easy I'M A FUCKING TOWN
Mob Mentality in action:
[20:13:08] *Mafia Room Bot: Serponge has been lynched!
[20:13:08] %Darnell: filler as well
[20:13:08] *Mafia Room Bot: Serponge has been eliminated. Serponge's role was Doctor
...
[20:14:51] *Mafia Room Bot: Day 3. The hammer count is set at 3.
[20:14:52] Champ∞1604: DONT BLAME ME. Everyone was going with it AND I didn't notice it was L-1!! SORRY!
We all start somewhere:
Never let them know your next move:
[15:52:04] Thebluegummybear: ...
[15:52:12] PartingWind >_<: why would u pick hirsute over vt
[15:52:21] Thebluegummybear: To cause confusion pw
...lol
A chance encounter:
[11:12:38] Liam Nee-san: my name is Toni
[11:13:02] Liam Nee-san: and I'm pretty sad
[11:13:14] Liam Nee-san: what a coincidence to run into anther one
[11:24:18] ToniTheSadThing: ok
I'm sure the context would have helped:
Zorquax and his uh, unique outlook on life:
Just a series of *curb your enthusiasm theme plays* moments:
[20:08:02] +Aloe (Comfey)♧: How to see if scum is balanced
[16:26:24] Amy the Gardevoir: Classic11 sounds fine. What’s the player count though?
I miss MRB:
[22:08:25] Thunder~BALLZ was muted by Mafia Room Bot for 7 minutes. (Automated moderation: Talking while not in the current game)
Legend says he's still searching:
This should've caught on:
[20:34:44] #Schiavetto: and "Maya is an ambitious scumhunter and a pleasure to teach. I wish her great success in middle school."
[21:47:49] WhenFurfrousFly~_~: wait that doesnt help thats everyone but me
I have nothing to say about this one:
[09:30:38] +Alexander489: was in showre soz
...
[09:31:34] %Sir Mister: **shoot Alexander489**
Alexander489 was eliminated! Alexander489's role was Mafia
...
[09:31:57] Azi~ziller: alex slipped, he never showers
And probably my all time favourite:
docs.google.com/document/d/1mv5gUJ2RrxvlNq5wsbD44hOkWjupGm8KcR8naO5ZBHA/edit?usp=sharing
Takeaways
Personally, I enjoyed taking this walk down memory lane. Combing through 144 pages may not sound all that exciting, but I'd definitely recommend checking out some of the other offerings in the thread (x). My only other real takeaway is that I hope you all start using MRQ more. At points I was overwhelmed by the nostalgia; all of the old names and moments from years past came rushing back at once. So, I'd suggest you all start recording your own happy moments so that you can have something to look back on.